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Vietnam: Day 38. “Sunrise or sunset tour?” she asks me, peering with her tiny eyes through glasses big enough to be made of bicycle wheels. Trying to think this through properly I consider what will look better on Instagram... “sunrise tour please” I reply, with Tam Tums face falling to the floor like a child that’s dropped its ice cream. “Fucking sunrise Chris, do you hate me or something?!” he screams. I never understand him when he speaks slow, it’s a wonder I understood him then. “Yes, yes I do”. Collecting the tickets I feel happy in my decision, Tam’s paid for everything, the weather said there’s light cloud at 5.33am and that’s the good stuff for a sunrise. Jeep arrives at 4am, jump in, nonchalant pose, quad bike along the dunes, done.
Alarm goes off at 3.45am. I’ve purposefully got it on loud and leave it for around 1 minute to ring. By some hideous trick of fate I’ve been put in a mixed dorm full with a whole heard of blonde Vaginas from the Netherlands, all of which were yapping like chihuahuas non stop until 2am last night. The blonde sassy one who turned the fans off almost passed away in her sleep... or she would have if I’d have gotten up from my bed. It was time to get my own back. I did, they all moaned, I think one hissed at me in Dutch, I pretended to not speak English :) Romeo done.
Shortly after pissing the vaginas off I kick Tam into action and we head down the road and wait for the Jeep. We wait, we wait and we continue waiting to the point I was practically back asleep against the wall. Eventually at 5am a half baked Vietnamese guy rolls up looking like he’s on set for the new Tomb Raider movie. We jump in, we wait, we wait and we wait until I’ve practically fallen asleep on the back seat. Nudging Tam I say “you know the sun rises in 30 minutes and we aren’t anywhere near the sand dunes yeah?”. Suddenly his wild inner Malaysian kicks in and he runs over to the driver to play a game of asian charades. Jumping up I can see him making... cont at christopherjameslynn.wordpress.com #writersofig #creative #londondesigner #stories #vsvocam #traveller #blog #world #vscogrid #asia #instawriter #travelling #travelblog #travelgram #seetheworld #seeasia #instatravel #vsco #writersofinstagram #dalat #instablog #photography #graphicdesigner #lonelyplanet #designer