Estimates from the Seinfeld episode "The Strike", which aired on NBC on Thursday 18 December 1997.

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George: This holiday season a docountry has been made in your name to the Children"s Alliance?Jerry: Oh, that"s nice.George: I obtained him Yankee tickets. He"s saying, "I gave your gift to someone else."

Jerry: When George was thriving up his father hated all the commercial religious aspects of Christmas, so he comprised his very own holiday.Elaine: Oh, and also an additional piece of the puzzle falls right into area.Jerry: And instead of a tree didn"t your father put up an aluminum pole?George: Sheight it.Jerry: Weren"t tbelow accomplishments of stamina that finished up via you crying?

Jerry: You don"t require the card. High-end hoagie outfit choose that. It"s all computerized. Technology. They"re cloning lamb currently.Kramer: No, no, no. They"re not cloning sheep. It"s the same lamb. I witnessed Harry Blackstone execute that trick with two goats and a handkerchief on the old Dean Martin Sjust how.

Kramer: What are those?Harry: Those are raisin bagels.Kramer: I never thought I"d live to check out that.

George: So attrenergetic someday, not attrenergetic the next.Jerry: Have you come across this?George: Yes, I am acquainted with the syndrome. She"s a two-face.Jerry: Like the Batman villain? George: If that helps you.

George: Hey, check this out. I gotta offer Christmas presents at Kruger so I"m pulling a Whatley.Jerry: A docountry has actually been made in your name to the Human being Fund. What is that?George: Made it up.Jerry: The Person Fund. Money for civilization.George: What execute you think? Jerry: It has actually a certain underdeclared stupidity.

Jerry: Happy Festivus.Kramer: What"s Festivus?Jerry: When George was thriving up his father...George: Soptimal it. It"s nopoint. It"s a stupid holiday my father designed. It does not exist.Elaine: Happy Festivus, Georgie.

Kramer: Frank created a holiday? He"s so prolific.

Frank: Many kind of Christmases back, I visited buy a doll for my child. I reached for the last one they had actually, however so did an additional guy. As I rained blows upon him, I realized tright here had to be an additional way.Kramer: What occurred to the doll?Frank: It was ruined. But out of that a new holiday was born. A Festivus for the rest of us.Kramer: That have to have actually been some type of doll.Frank: She was.

Frank: And at the Festivus dinner you gather your household about and also tell them all the ways they have actually disappointed you over the past year.Kramer: And is tright here a tree?Frank: No. Instead there"s a pole. Requires no decoration. I discover tinsel distracting.

Kramer: Frank, this new holiday of yours is scratching me best wbelow I itch.Frank: Let"s carry out it then. Festivus is back. I"ll get the pole out of the crawl room.

George: What is that? Is that the pole? Frank: George, Festivus is your heritage. It"s component of that you are.George: That"s why I hate it.

Frank: George you"re foracquiring how a lot Festivus has expected to us all. I lugged one of the cassette tapes. (Frank presses play on the tape recorder. Voices are then heard.)Frank: Read that poem.George: I can"t read it. I need my glasses.Frank: You don"t need glasses. You"re just weak. You"re weak.Estelle: (yelling) Leave him alone!Frank: All ideal, George. It"s time for the Festivus feats of stamina.(George slams the tape recorder and also transforms it off.)George: (gets up and runs away) Oh, no. Turn it off. There"s no tasks of toughness. I hate Festivus.Frank: We had actually some excellent times.

Kramer: (on strike) No bagel, no bagel, no bagel, no bagel, no bagel, yow!

Kramer: (upon seeing Elaine after she remained in the steamy bagel shop) Yamahama, it"s fbest night.Elaine: Oh, yeah. I acquired a tiny heavy steam bath.

Kruger: George, we"ve gained a problem. There"s a memo here from accounting informing me there"s no such thing as the Human Fund.George: Well, tbelow could be.Kruger: But there isn"t.

Kruger: You much better have actually a damn good factor why you offered me a fake Christmas gift.George: Well, sir, I offered out the fake card bereason I don"t really celebprice Christmas. I celebrate Festivus.Kruger: Feminist?George: Festivus, sir. And I was afrhelp that I would be persecuted for my beliefs. They drove my family members out of Bayside, sir.

George: Happy Festivus.Frank: George. This is a surprise. Who"s the suit? George: Dad, this is my boss Mr. Kruger.Frank: Have you seen the pole Kooger?George: No, he doesn"t need to watch the pole.Frank: He"s gonna check out it.

Frank: It"s made from aluminum. Very high strength to weight ratio.Kruger: I discover your idea mechanism fascinating.

Bookie: Hello, again, Miss Benes.Elaine: What are you doing here? Bookie: Damnedest point. Me and Charlie were calling to ask you out and we gained this bagel area...Kramer: (interrupting) I told them I was just around to view you. It"s a Festivus miracle!

Kruger: (to Kramer) Dr. Van Nostrand?Kramer: Oh... that"s best.

Frank: Welcome, newcomers. The tradition of Festivus starts with the airing of grievances. I got most troubles via you world and also now you"re gonna hear around it.

Frank: You, Kruger. My kid tells me your company stinks.George: Oh, God.Frank: Quiet, you"ll get yours in a minute... Kruger, you couldn"t smooth a silk sheet if you had actually a hot day via a babe... (places his hands on his head) ... I shed my train of thought.

Gwen: Jerry!Jerry: Gwen! How"d you know I was here?Gwen: Kramer told me.Kramer: Another Festivus miracle!

Elaine: Hey, exactly how did my horse do?Bookie: He had to be swarm.

Frank: And currently as Festivus rolls on, we come to the accomplishments of toughness.George: Not the feats of strength!

George: Kramer, you can not go. Who"s gonna carry out the tasks of strength? Kruger: How about George? Frank: Good thinking, Cougar. Until you pin me, George, Festivus is not over.George: Oh, please. Somebody speak this.Frank: Let"s rumble!

(Voices are heard inside the Costanza house)Estelle: I think you can take him, Georgie.George: Hey, come on. Be cautious.

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Frank: Stop crying and fight your father.George: Oh, oh I offer. I give!Frank: This is the best Festivus ever!